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• Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo? [Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds, wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin] Lisa
  Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin. [laughter] Ba...
• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like.
  .. [dramatic] Siamese twins! Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins"....
• Man: Awwwwwwooo Ooooooogh! kids: [all screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  Ned: Hi kids! Did I scaredly-dare you? Bart: Nice try, Mr....
• Bart: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble!
  Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!...
• Lisa: Mom! Mom! You've gotta help: they're cooking kids in the school cafeteria!
  Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old now....
• Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
  It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do....
• Bob: Who left the lights on. Who's in here? Cletus?
  Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? [behind the watercooler, he sees Bart's distinctive hairline] Ba...