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Homer: Stop! Those Candidates Are Phonies! [crowd Murmurs] You Heard Me!
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Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies!
[crowd murmurs]
You heard me! They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!
[crowd laughs at him]
-- You just said the "A" word, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
Related:
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat!
I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. [Crowd murmurs....
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
[unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
.. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...