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Wait, One Of Them Is Nailing Something To The Door Of The Cathedral.
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Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
[gasps] I've created Lutherans!
-- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
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Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
-- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge...
Hibbert shows Bart-Hugo to Marge] [one of them starts gnawing the other ferociously] Marge
I think I'll bottle-feed that one. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
First-rate work, Bart. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Martin's milk-carton ukulele.
-- Principal Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Homer: We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might run to.
Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack. -- Hey, I used to hang out there!...
Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...