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Oh Boy, Mold! That's Science Fair Pay Dirt.
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Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
-- I can't hold my excitement, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
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Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
-- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
-- Kodos gives a speech, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Clinton: Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
.. Dole: I am so mad at the Secret Service right now....
Why won't anyone believe my crazy story? -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...