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Why Won't Anyone Believe My Crazy Story? -- Homer, "Treehouse Of Horror VII
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Why won't anyone believe my crazy story?
-- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
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Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
.. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
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Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids!
Eat them! -- Homer faces alien abduction, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart, you stay home and tape the hockey game. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh boy, mold! That's science fair pay dirt.
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