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• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
  [unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut of yours .
  .. um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house....
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Homer: Oh, what am I going to do? Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
  Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam!...