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• Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
  -- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: I'll take my chances in the mystery wall! [goes into it] [steps out into 3D land, looks around] [thinking] Oh, glory of glories.
  Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
  Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead....
• Marge: Here you go, Bart. Bart: [reads the inscription] Springfield Kozy Kourt Motel, Room 26, How about it?
  Flash. Homer: Wow! Flash Baylor came onto my wife!...
• Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
  Lisa Goes to Washingto...