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• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe... Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
  Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money. Marge...
• Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
  Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw a punch should the opportunity arise?...
• Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
  When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
• Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
  Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer, that beer ain't free....
• Homer: ... and the entire steel mill was gay. Moe
  Where you been, Homer? The entire steel *industry* is gay....
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....