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  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
  Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....