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• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
  Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
  -- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
  -- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
• Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
  Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....