Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is.
Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to
show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is?
'Cause the cat's going to get it.
Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to
Gudger College.
[timer dings]
Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see
it?
Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.
Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't _you_ draw dignity.
[she does so]
[everyone gasps in recognition -- we can't see it, however]
Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
-- Next, she'll show us where Springfield is on a map,
"A Milhouse Divided"
