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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
  Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
• Homer: OW! Ow! Gee... Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
  ! Bart: Geez, _sor-ry_. It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer....
• Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much. Marge: Enjoy it now, because when you're a grownup you'll have to take care of yourself!
  Homer: [whining] Marge, there's a spider near my car keys....