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• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
  He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox....
• Actor: ...you can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away!
  A man's not a piece of fruit! Burns: This show was supposed to close last week!...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....