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Abe: Oh! It's The Cat Burglar. Please Don't Kill Me!
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Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment?
Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy. All right -- but this time, clean off the
applicator!
-- A close call, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...
Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
he doorbell rings] Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma, hide!
[Marge closes the curtains] [someone pounds on the door, then manages to open it] Abe...
Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....
Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat city, here I come!...