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• Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
  Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action.
  All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands....
• Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s.
  What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?...
• Ned: Well, I'm convinced. The house stays. Lovejoy
  This house is a very, very, very fine house. -- In the middle of the street? "Bart After Dark...
• Choosy perverts choose .GIF!
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Marge: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle.
  It's about a certain house in our town....
• WAR I think Frankie Goes To Hollywood had it right.
  Put the leaders - the actual people who've insulted each others' grandmothers or whatever - in the ring, and let them beat the shit out of each other....