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What Is It, Boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies? -- Homer Reveals Mankind's Greatest Threa
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What is it, boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?
-- Homer reveals mankind's greatest threats,
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What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.
Throw another Beach Boy on the fire...
Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
.. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
How many hippies from Oregon -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
What mankind has been waiting for.
What then in the last resort are the truths of mankind?
They are the _irrefutable_ errors of mankind. -- Nietzsche...
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
What makes the virgin flee in horror- Threats of kidnapping or rape?
No: her father plans tomorrow To graft her brain into an ape....
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....