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• Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
  Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh what happened now?...
• Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
  . Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....
• Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
  What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm!...
• Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
  Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about your....
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the anger till I explode.
  If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!...
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• Ned: I just attacked all my friends and neighbors just for trying to help me.
  I'd like to commit myself. Nurse: Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming?...