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• Marge: [reading the poster] "Hang in there, baby!" You said it, kitty.
  [looking more closely] "Copryright 1968." Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead....
• I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.
  -- Marge's views on business, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
  Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
  But I know who can....
• Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
  Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
• Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
  [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....
• Hostess: Let's hear it for the newest members of the Fleet-A-Pita franchise!
  [Patti LaBelle's "New Attitude" plays, as the members walk through a Fleet-A-Pita paper wall] Maude!...
• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....