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• Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...
• Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
  Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
  Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
• Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
  This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
• Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
  But I know who can....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...