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Marge Needs Help... And God Knows I'm Not The Man To Provide It.
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Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it. But I
know who can.
-- Ah, that's close enough, Homer,
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
Related:
Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
Your help could make all the difference in the world....
Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
I know this world needs help.
Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
Marge: Now the cat needs his medication... Homer: [assenting, simultaneously] No problem.
.. Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off....
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....