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Marge: Hmm! It's Not Bad! Frank: It's Not Only Not Bad -- It's Not Bread.
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Marge: Hmm! It's not bad!
Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get
it? [chuckles] See?
Marge: [laughing] I do!
[they both laugh]
Marge: Knot bread!
-- The usual pretzel-people jokes,
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
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