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• If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe
• Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
  Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
• Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties.
  Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the most trouble?...
• Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
  With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
  Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...
• Helen: I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
  Lou: Ship's impounded, Ma'am. Wiggum: Yeah, we, uh, found a couple of barnacles on the hull...
• What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?