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• Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
  Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
• Smithers: [walks up] Simpson! What in God's name are you-- Lisa
  [offers Smithers some candy] Zagnut bar, Mr. Smithers?...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
• Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
  Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
  Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....