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Remember, Guys, The Truck Only Holds Six Carcasses, So Don't Shoot Nothing But Trophy Bucks, Huh?
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Remember, guys, the truck only holds six carcasses, so don't shoot
nothing but trophy bucks, huh?
-- Moe, "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
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Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....
Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming...
Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
.. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...