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• Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
  Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
• Todd: I get to clothe the leper. Rod: Lucky! Ned
  Supper time, boys! Todd: Oh boy: liver! Rod: Iron helps us play....
• Todd: We got new clothes from the donation bin! [wearing a Butthole Surfers shirt] I'm a surfer!
  [Rod wears a t-shirt with "I'm With Stupid" on it and a pointed finger] Rod...
• Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
  Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye!
  Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all!...
• Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
  Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam. Todd...
• The dice of God are always loaded. -- Emerso
• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....