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The Boy Was Studying Quietly, When The Girl, Drunk On Her Own Sense Of Power, Beat Him Silly With A Block Of Frozen Lima Beans.
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The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of
power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
-- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident,
as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please? Lisa
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that....
Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
! -- What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you?? Wiggum: Um, I'm fine....
Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
-- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...
Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
.. what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson!...
They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
-- Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth, "My Sister, My Sitte...
Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...