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• I kid, 'cause I love. I'm telling you the best folk in the world are prison folk.
  -- Krusty sucks up, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Cecil: There it is, the future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam.
  Bob: Just the thought of all that raw power makes me wonder why the hell I should care....
• Cecil: I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan- Segle.
  Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator....
• Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
  Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
  You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh....
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
  Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
• Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the world's largest cubic zirconia.
  Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now on....