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• Krusty: I slugged some jerk in Tahoe. They gave me one to three.
  My high-priced lawyer sprung me On a technicality....
• Well, I hope Bob fed you, cause I ate your dinners.
  -- Homer the caregiver, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
  Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
  Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
• Krusty: Number 73, you're next. Make with the laugh-laugh.
  Cecil: [clears throat] [meekly] Hey, children. Meet me, Sideshow Cecil....
• If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.
• Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
  Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
• I think I wet my bed. -- Ralph, "The Brother From Another Serie
• Bob: I hope they still make that shampoo I like. -- That evil criminal genius!
  The Brother From Another Serie...