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• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...
• Narrator: With rum-running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town and shoot the gangste
  Rex Banner. -- Or is that shoot up the town and clean the gangsters?...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
  he Eighteenth Amendme...
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Homer: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!
  [sets off, carrying Bart by the leg] Marge: [from inside the kitchen] All right!...
• Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
  Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...