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• Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor.
  And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you....
• Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
  It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism....
• Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr.
  Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five....
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
  Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
• Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back seat.
  Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk....