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Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter!
Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
Quimby: You don't scare me. That could be <anyone's> ass!
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail"
Related:
Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr.
Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five....
Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean <three> million dollars?...
lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....
Lisa: [to cab driver] Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence...
We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!
-- Mayor Quimby, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation &l
or> car-pooling, I give you the keys to the city. -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Mr. Plow...
Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
[Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....