Apu: I Won't Lie To You. On This Job, You <will> Be Shot At.

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Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
[reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of
honor.
Homer: [taking notes] Badge of honor.
Apu: Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder.
-- Working at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony"

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