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• Ah, the college road-trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
  -- Homer, "Homer Goes to College...
• College: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
• COLLEGE: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
• Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Homer: [narrating a TV commercial] Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers?
  And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?...
• Ah, but soft milk -- that's another matter.
• Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The real man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....
• The Real Man's Bloody Mary: Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.
  Fill a large tumbler with vodka. Throw all the other ingredients away....