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• Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
  Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
• It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
  jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
• Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
  Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight....
• Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
  [long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...