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• It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
  jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Ah, the college road-trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
  -- Homer, "Homer Goes to College...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
• The best part of my day is over when the alarm goes off
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
• Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
  Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...