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• Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
  Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu] Oh, I mean not good....
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Home...
• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?
  } Apu: {No.} Homer: {Are we in India yet?} Apu...
• He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
  -- Apu on Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
  You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?...
• on "Bite Back"] Kent: Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?
  Apu: No -- I mean, yes -- I mean -- uh oh. [sweats] [Apu turns off the TV] I think I come off very well....
• Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Nigel
  Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais....