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He Slept, He Stole, He Was Rude To The Customers.
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He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the
best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
-- Apu on Homer, "Lisa's Pony"
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Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
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Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
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