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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now.
  Isn't there something you'd like to say? Home...
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
  Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...