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• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
  Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh &l
  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...