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You Know Moe, My Mom Once Said Something That Really Stuck With Me.
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You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and God bless her
soul, she was really onto something.
-- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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