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• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Pfft. Now you tell me.
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
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