Now let me start by saying... Good for you son!
It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy,
and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is:
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America
has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
-- Captain Lance Murdoch, upon hearing that Bart wants
to do a dangerous stunt, "Bart the Daredevil"