Now Let Me Start By Saying... Good For You Son! It's Always Good To See Young People Taking An Interest In Danger.

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Now let me start by saying... Good for you son!
It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger.
Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy,
and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is:
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America
has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
-- Captain Lance Murdoch, upon hearing that Bart wants
to do a dangerous stunt, "Bart the Daredevil"

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