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• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...
• Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
  [which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
• Dear Log: My brother is still missing, and maybe it's my fault because I failed to take his abuse with good humor.
  I miss him so much already that I don't... know.....
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Whoa! My whiffle balls! My frisbees! My water rockets!
  I've hit the jackpot! -- Bart climbs to the roof, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
  I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
  -- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Eat my SHORTS! -- Bart Simpso