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Operator, Give Me The Number For Nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart Vs.
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Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one!
-- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
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Operator! Give me the number for 911! -- Homer Simpso
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
-- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
Thanksgiving...
I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing.
.. You never do anything right. -- Mrs. Bouvier, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: All right Bart, that's it! Go to your room!
Now! Bart: Okay, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go, and send up the pumpkin pie in about 20 minutes....