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• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
  Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
• Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up.
• Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
  What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
• Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't win.
  -- Homer, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
  Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
  Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm......
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....