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• I drag him over here, have a few beers... You can't blame him for erupting.
  -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
• Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
  .. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
  Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm......
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
  Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: This time tomorrow, you'll be wearing high heels!
  Ned: Nope, <you> will. Homer: 'Fraid not. Ned...
• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Ned: So, my little Bartly, thinking of entering the tournament?
  Homer: Yeah, he's entering. And what's more, he's going to win, aren't you, boy?...