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I Drag Him Over Here, Have A Few Beers... You Can't Blame Him For Erupting.
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I drag him over here, have a few beers... You can't blame him for
erupting.
-- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society"
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Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
Mrs. Lovejoy: Honey, wake up. Honey, it sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.
Rev. Lovejoy: Oh. Probably stepped on a worm......
Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
Ned: Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.
Homer: Well, buggers can't be choosy. -- "Dead Putting Society...