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• Kent: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko? Marge: Mm.
  .. Yes and no. -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Homer: Pretty soon, every boy and girl in Springfield Elementary School is going to come and see this thing.
  Marge: Really? Why? Homer: They're forcing 'em!...
• Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
  Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?...
• Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs] [sees empty studio] Huh?
  Is it Saturday? -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
  Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....
• Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
  It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty....