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  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.
  Replacing my birth-control pills with Tic-Tacs. -- Mrs....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• The best peas are the smallest peas and ... the sleaziest peas are the best peas. -- Waverly Roo
• TV: ... and fight and fight and fight... [screen goes blank] Bart & Lisa
  [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault....
• Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
  They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
  Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
• Marge: You're missing the Itchy & Scratchy Show. Don't you like it anymore?
  Lisa: [reading the back of a Frosty Krusty Flakes cereal box] Sure, we love it....