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• Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler! Lisa: There's peas &l
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• Birth-control pills are habit forming.
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
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• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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